Rambles of a Crazy Coffin

So, I couldn't go to MSU because it was too far from home. Also, I didn't have enough money. But mostly because it was too far from home. The only other place was the little local university, now to be called LLU. LLU gave me money and my brother is already going there and it's fairly close. I didn't particularly want to go to LLU, but I didn't particularly have a choice. But hey.

NOW my mother doesn't even want me to go to LLU BECAUSE my brother is there and she's mad at him. EFFING FABU-EFFING-LOUS.

Why does my family have to be DYS-EFFING-FUNCTIONAL?????